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A Little Town Called F#cking PDF Print E-mail
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Most of the english speaking population of the world say the name of this little town in Austria many timfking_map.jpges every day and they don't even know the town exists!fking.jpg

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I had never heard of the place, but my wife seems to have known about it for some time as she was always asking me to take her on a Fucking holiday.

It's quite a small town, so if you ever go there you won't need a Fucking map, but if you ever do go, here are some Fucking questions you can ask:

Are the residents called Fuckers?

What are the mothers called?

Do the residents like Fucking?

What would you be learning at the Fucking High School?

Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?


If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend.

P.S.
If you click on the small envelope at the top of the page, you can email this article to all your friends who know nothing about Fucking.

dildo.jpgA group of Canadian women who live in a town called 'Dildo' in Newfoundland said, 'we prefer Dildo to Fucking any day'.

 
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