Teacher was doing a study testing the senses of the schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit flavoured Polo Mints. She gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour. The children began to say:

"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange........orange."

Finally she gave them all honey Polos. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," she said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your father may sometimes call your mother."

Wee Peter looked up in horror, spat his out and yelled:

"Oh My God!!!!
They're arse-holes!!"